<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7073535</id><updated>2011-05-02T06:24:51.817+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The most important blog in the world</title><subtitle type='html'>I'm Nigel Ampersand.
This blog is the most important blog that you'll ever lay
your lucky eyes upon. Read it. Tell your friends. Then Read
it again.
it could all be untrue, of course</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nigelampersand.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7073535/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nigelampersand.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Nigel Ampersand</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15686644557550654525</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7073535.post-108569358737071197</id><published>2004-05-27T22:24:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-27T22:42:05.366+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Shipwreck survival 101</title><content type='html'>Anyone with half a brain knows that the music industry is full of no good crooks and two-bit scamsters. And we knew exactly how low they'd stoop to protect their lovely profits.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So it should be of no surprise that they are sending viruses out into the peer to peer melee.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A contact within the music industry recently explained to me that some of the big companies in the music business have been furtively employing "hackers" to create new viruses, specifically targeting the peer to peer community.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This could be an interesting one. Watch to see how it unfolds.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;disclaimer: this is all nonsense. Allegedly.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7073535-108569358737071197?l=nigelampersand.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nigelampersand.blogspot.com/feeds/108569358737071197/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7073535&amp;postID=108569358737071197' title='13 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7073535/posts/default/108569358737071197'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7073535/posts/default/108569358737071197'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nigelampersand.blogspot.com/2004/05/shipwreck-survival-101.html' title='Shipwreck survival 101'/><author><name>Nigel Ampersand</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15686644557550654525</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>13</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7073535.post-108552028726812283</id><published>2004-05-25T22:19:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-25T22:24:47.266+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Dreams don't shatter, kneecaps do.</title><content type='html'>Well. It's about time we had a bombshell.&lt;br /&gt;So here it is. Kate Bush is George W.,&lt;br /&gt;Bush's sister. You heard it here first.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Proof? Well, proof is for people who&lt;br /&gt;don't read tabloids.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I told you this blog was important.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7073535-108552028726812283?l=nigelampersand.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nigelampersand.blogspot.com/feeds/108552028726812283/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7073535&amp;postID=108552028726812283' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7073535/posts/default/108552028726812283'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7073535/posts/default/108552028726812283'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nigelampersand.blogspot.com/2004/05/dreams-dont-shatter-kneecaps-do.html' title='Dreams don&apos;t shatter, kneecaps do.'/><author><name>Nigel Ampersand</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15686644557550654525</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7073535.post-108539238214799844</id><published>2004-05-24T10:40:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-24T10:53:02.146+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The importance of being Jim Varney.</title><content type='html'>Hello Readers.&lt;br /&gt;It's been a busy weekend. I've been working on my poetry.&lt;br /&gt;And my writing. I think the world would be a better place if we could&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;all &lt;/em&gt;extract our inner beauty from the core of our bowels.&lt;br /&gt;It's a sad thing, but many people will not get to hear my marvellous&lt;br /&gt;words of wisdom. So many beautiful people with so much wonderful talent,&lt;br /&gt;and yet much of it will be wasted, &lt;em&gt;including mine.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll probably post some of it soon, anyway.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7073535-108539238214799844?l=nigelampersand.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nigelampersand.blogspot.com/feeds/108539238214799844/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7073535&amp;postID=108539238214799844' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7073535/posts/default/108539238214799844'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7073535/posts/default/108539238214799844'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nigelampersand.blogspot.com/2004/05/importance-of-being-jim-varney.html' title='The importance of being Jim Varney.'/><author><name>Nigel Ampersand</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15686644557550654525</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7073535.post-108521898097916014</id><published>2004-05-22T10:39:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-05-22T10:52:14.450+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Hello World.</title><content type='html'>Hi, I'm Nigel.&lt;br /&gt;I expect to be posting some of the most important&lt;br /&gt;blog entries the world has ever seen. On this site.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7073535-108521898097916014?l=nigelampersand.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://nigelampersand.blogspot.com/feeds/108521898097916014/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7073535&amp;postID=108521898097916014' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7073535/posts/default/108521898097916014'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7073535/posts/default/108521898097916014'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://nigelampersand.blogspot.com/2004/05/hello-world.html' title='Hello World.'/><author><name>Nigel Ampersand</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15686644557550654525</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
