Shipwreck survival 101

Anyone with half a brain knows that the music industry is full of no good crooks and two-bit scamsters. And we knew exactly how low they'd stoop to protect their lovely profits.

So it should be of no surprise that they are sending viruses out into the peer to peer melee.

A contact within the music industry recently explained to me that some of the big companies in the music business have been furtively employing "hackers" to create new viruses, specifically targeting the peer to peer community.

This could be an interesting one. Watch to see how it unfolds.

disclaimer: this is all nonsense. Allegedly.

Dreams don't shatter, kneecaps do.

Well. It's about time we had a bombshell.
So here it is. Kate Bush is George W.,
Bush's sister. You heard it here first.

Proof? Well, proof is for people who
don't read tabloids.

I told you this blog was important.

The importance of being Jim Varney.

Hello Readers.
It's been a busy weekend. I've been working on my poetry.
And my writing. I think the world would be a better place if we could
all extract our inner beauty from the core of our bowels.
It's a sad thing, but many people will not get to hear my marvellous
words of wisdom. So many beautiful people with so much wonderful talent,
and yet much of it will be wasted, including mine.
I'll probably post some of it soon, anyway.

Hello World.

Hi, I'm Nigel.
I expect to be posting some of the most important
blog entries the world has ever seen. On this site.